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Power Smoothie

Smoothie Joke Recipe

-1 banana

-1 cup frozen strawberries

-1 cup frozen blueberries

-2 teaspoons flax seeds

-1 cup plain yogurt

-1 tablespoon wheat germ

-30 milligrams cocaine

Do cocaine.  Fuck this smoothie, let’s go!  Come on, I want to get the Beemer waxed before we hit the lake!

Leftover Surprise

-Whatever leftovers you have in the fridge

-A new, hot takeout meal from a restaurant

Agree with your partner that you need to save money and start eating leftovers.  Tell him or her that you’re going to make dinner, then unveil the delicious takeout meal!  Surprise, you’re getting divorced!

Vegan Pizza

Just kidding!

Toddler’s Treat Dinner

-One prepared dinner of macaroni and cheese

-One grilled cheese sandwich

-One piece of peanut butter toast

-Steamed vegetables

-Apple slices

-Brown rice

-Cottage cheese


-String cheese

-1 banana


Feed each ingredient as demanded, in a repeating cycle, until toddler seems to have eaten ¼ cup of food.

Posted: August 7th, 2011
Categories: Random thoughts
Comments: 1 Comment.
Comment from anthony orvedahl - August 11, 2011 at 3:31 pm

Come on, what do you expect, she only eats “edible” fare.

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