“That’s it.”

I realize disgraced Pastor Ted Haggard is old news, but I happened to come across this recent quote from him, which is awesome.  Our pal Ted admitted in an interview with GQ that he was bisexual, and then said this:

“We never had sex sex,” he said of the affair. “I bought drugs and a massage from him, and he masturbated me at the end of it. That’s it.”

I like the last sentence.  “That’s it.”  I bought crystal meth from a dude, he gave me a massage, and then he jacked me off.  That’s it.  NOT A BIG DEAL, PEOPLE!  Even an out and proud gay dude would have a hard time getting away with a ‘that’s it’ at the end of that sentence, let alone a super-hypocrite like Haggard.

Posted: July 14th, 2011
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