Shawn Pearlman dropped by on Halloween (Talitha was dressed as an angel) to discuss catcalling, puppet fetishes, gaming the antiquated premarital sex rules, and how to use time travel to pleasure your younger self. As always, this podcast about sex and relationships is very NSFW and NSFM (Not Safe For Moms). Enjoy!
The Unicorn Episode 14 with Shawn Pearlman
The Unicorn Episode 13 with The Puterbaugh Sisters
The Puterbaugh Sisters! This episode was a blast. Tiffany and Danielle talked with us about government-run sex toy sales, drunk FaceTime sex, and the wonderous world of digital stimulation. As always, this podcast about sex and relationships is very NSFW and NSFM (Not Safe For Moms). Enjoy!
The Tonight Show!
If you’re on my site you probably already knew this, but I’ll be telling jokes on The Tonight Show this coming Monday night! I am so excited that I am more just like a shuffling idiot zombie than stereotypically peppy. I can’t wait! And of course, my brain is already cooking up some stress nightmares for me! Here’s last night’s journal:
-As my set started, a black widow spider crawled out from the back of my sweater and bit me on the neck. I finished my set, but the bite swelled up horribly.
-Then my brain figured let’s take two on this, and the dream was the same, except when the spider emerged, Questlove ran over and brushed it off and saved me.
-Still not content, my brain took another take, and in this one a giant, Middle-Earth caliber spider dropped down and chomped me.
The Unicorn Episode 12 with Andy Haynes
Andy Haynes joined us during High Plains Comedy Festival to discuss flogging dolphins for science, comedy groupies, the non-myth of blue balls, dry humping and much much more. As always, this podcast about sex and relationships is very NSFW and NSFM (Not Safe For Moms). Enjoy!
The Unicorn Episode 11 with Nick Ross
Nick Ross joined us to discuss post-sex selfies, coconut oil, the terrors and wonders of public sex, and his favorite nickname for doing the deed. As always, this podcast about sex and relationships is very NSFW and NSFM (Not Safe For Moms). Enjoy!
The Barefoots featured in The Denver Post!
My daughter and my girlfriend’s son have their own cooking show, ‘The Barefoots’, and The Denver Post was cool enough to come by and do a little story on the show. If you haven’t seen the show, you can find the channel here.
The Unicorn Episode 10 with Chris Fairbanks
Chris Fairbanks joins us to talk about orgasmic meditation classes, the evils of circumcision and condom-eating dogs, and the most proper way to masturbate with a Spiegel catalog. As always, this podcast about sex and relationships is very NSFM (Not Safe For Moms). Enjoy!
The Unicorn Episode 09 with Rory Scovel
In this episode, our first married guest—the fabulous Rory Scovel—takes a trip across the full spectrum of the 1-to-99 scale in a matter of minutes, Talitha quizzes Rory and Andrew on female anatomy using a giant vulva muppet, Andrew explains how “Revenge of the Nerds” had a profound influence on his childhood view of sex, and lots more. Give a listen!
The Unicorn Episode 08 with David Gborie
We sat down with David Gborie to conduct a live test of “Crazy Girl Wanna Be Tight” gel and find out the weirdest inanimate object he’s ever had sex with. As always, NSFM! (Not Safe For Moms). Andrew’s disclaimer: I know some cool people in Oakland, and if I ask someone if they live in Oakland, it’s because I think of them as a cool person, NOT AS A BLACK PERSON.
The Unicorn Episode 07 with Ben Kronberg
I’ve known Ben for my entire comedy career and he is hands-down one of the most unique, creative and just plain fucking weird comics I know. But don’t take my word for it, listen to his episode of The Unicorn, which may be our best yet!